Subject: More Clinton...

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season.  The
umpire walks up to the VIP section and yells something, and suddenly
Clinton grabs Hillary by the collar and throws her over the side and
onto the field.  The stunned umpired shouted ,"No, Mr. President! I
said, `Throw the first PITCH!'"
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Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after having Sex?
A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes." 
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Clinton is looking out of the window and he notices that someone has
urinated the message, "BILL SUCKS!" on the White House Lawn. Furious, he
orders the FBI to take urine and handwriting samples from every member
of the White House staff and find the culprit immediately. A week later,
the FBI director calls.  "Mr. President, I have good news and bad news,"
he says. "The good news is that the urine belongs to Bob Dole." "And the
bad news?"  Clinton demands.  After a slight pause, the director
replies, "Sir, eh, eh, the handwriting belongs to your wife!"
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Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of
Air Force One with two pigs under his arms. At the bottom of the steps,
the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nice pigs, Mr.
President"  Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know that these
are	genuine Arkansas Razor Back Hogs.  I got this one for Chelsea and
this one for Hillary. So, now what do you think?"  The honor
guardsman	answers: "Nice trade, Sir." 
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Clinton, Gore, and Hillary are traveling in a car together in the
midwest.  A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and
tosses them thousands of yards away.  When they come to and extract
themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the Land of Oz.
They decide to go see the Wizard of Oz. Gore says, "I'm going to ask the
Wizard for a brain."  Hillary says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a
heart." Clinton says, "Where's Dorothy?"