I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard
stupid.  Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.  So stupid that it goes way beyond the
stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.  You are
trans-stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even
the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect
can escape. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.

You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a
year. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this
is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some
pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be
beyond the laws of physics that we know.